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MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




DAVROS VS. STEPHEN HAWKINGS -


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


THE POPULAR ONES -




Old Days -


TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


Forget The Joneses -


TAGS: lifestyles comparisons competition appearances
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:06 pm
It's a sad day indeed when a cartoon family has a better income than me!
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:23 am
I Know What You Mean .


A Horse Walks Into A Bar... -




IMO -




Off Your Rocker -


TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, '***ual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


NIGHTMARE MATERIAL -




WEIGHT WATCHERS MOTTO - What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (R.Emerson)




Sniffles -


TAGS: birth pain comparison man ill cold
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:34 pm
Thanks jeebus
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
cough cough...pussie...
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
Thanks 'cern
JesusWept - December 15, 2016, 3:16 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up
Reality Lord - December 15, 2016, 2:58 pm

lolz...well...after all...it is a man cold
concern3 - December 15, 2016, 8:12 am
Excellent, UP yours


Simply -


TAGS: chocolate peanut b***er comparison kardashians
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2016, 11:38 am
Who needs arteries when ya got chocolate teehee
JesusWept - August 20, 2016, 7:01 am
Or arteries without cholesterol. ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - July 30, 2016, 10:06 pm
You're welcome and thank you!
concern3 - July 30, 2016, 4:41 am
Nice this site needs more funny thanks, UP yours


busted -


TAGS: arguing women comparison arrested words silence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...


Perspective -


TAGS: drones bees honey cubicles comparison
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:11 am
Excellent Observation a 5er
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:01 pm
Lol!
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:23 am
Cynic,----honeymakers? I have visions of full 'honey trucks' cruising in my head---- Good 1 ! 5 L!


Final Sale -


TAGS: sales life comparison limit one find favourite person
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - November 18, 2016, 5:46 am
Video that goes with this https://www.facebook.com/miltonnevesoficial/videos/1543964855617307/


boyfriends -




Calendar March 8th -


TAGS: tv reality shows life comparison
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 11:07 pm
Real...ly?
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:12 pm
This is too... Real.
ipaprime - March 9, 2016, 8:31 am
Oh I m around just don't talk much. Do vote though
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 4:09 am
I can't spell worth a sh------ ummmm yarn and thread---- oh yeah, darn. I cant spell worth a darn! chuckle, chuckle!
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
So does several of my brain cells.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
dizz you can say anything you like. Spelling it though is something completely different...teehee.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:37 am
Hey ipaprime! Haven't seen you around in a while :)
concern3 - March 9, 2016, 3:31 am
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:10 am
Sucks big donkey----oh. I'm not supposed to say that--- ^!!!!!
ipaprime - March 8, 2016, 9:34 pm
Oh so true.


The Truth -




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